It's like God shit irony all over that family
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
