If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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