i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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