We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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