Got a toothbrush?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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