yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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