does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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