she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.