Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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