Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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