is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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