i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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