Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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