My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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