you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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