At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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