I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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