I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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