You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
