this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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