He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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