what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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