His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Everything about him screamed your future.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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