summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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