so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
It's Friday. Sex?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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