Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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