I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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