piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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