We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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