its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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