Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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