Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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