I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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