EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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