brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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