I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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