I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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