I just cut my nipple shaving
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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