My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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