Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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