office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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