Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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