I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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