they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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