Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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