Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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