fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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