So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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