if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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