puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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