why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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