So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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