why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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