That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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