im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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