The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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