Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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